"Ritchie, I'm not playing that - it's crap. Here I am, a classically trained musician and you want me to play along with nah, nah, nah - nah, nah, nee, na ? It's bollocks mate" but he gave in and thus Smoke was on the water.
However, as his wife had spent a lot of money in Tesco, he had to continue to play things he didn't want to. The Lord was frustrated but had to continue Space Truckin until the devil came along - disguised as a large Poodle.
"Come and get it" said the Poodle "For I have captured the wisdom of the ages, and it is contained within a snake, that is white"
'Here I Go Again' thought the Lord but, Ready and Willing, the Lord buggered off wth the Poodle and was able to go on Top of The Pops, which was nice as he liked Pan's People, for they were good of body, if slightly retarded in mind.
Meanwhile, Mrs Lord was busy decorating the home, 'Hmmm' she thought 'I think I'd like a dark colour in this room - a nice Deep Purple would be good'.