sábado, septiembre 08, 2007

You Fucking Wanker

Yes, God, I'm talking to you. What is your fucking problem? If you are so great, why is everything so fucking shit? Having erection problems or something you fucking retard? (and before you fucking start you little religious hangers-on, fuck off and prove me different before criticising my opinion).

'But Man must learn through suffering and fortitude, the wisdom of godliness'. Yeah right - you didn't have to put up with that shit did you, sanctimonious pricks. Why can't people just be happy and do good things? Oh no, you have to create death and murder and rape and floods and falling trees and blocked sink holes and hurricanes and jam with bits in it and wasps, that do fuck all except sting people for no reason.

What the fuck was on your Christmas list?

'Oh, I'd like a lot of little houses with pointy rooves and coloured windows and little people singing my praises'.

Wouldn't it have been easier to ask for nice things? Beauty and splendour and art and music (except jazz) and expression of opinions and thought-provoking discussions and wine and nice food. No. You had to show off and create shit things like hatred.

Creation - my arse. You were just bored and flaunting it. 'Look, I can create a planet and it will be full of stuff' and so apparently you did and most of it is a pile of shit.

Thus we mere mortals have to put up with the bullshit of Catholicism, religious wars and Songs of Fucking Praise. No wonder Lucifer fucked off - he probably thought 'Bloody hell - what a shit party this is'. According to the 'Men With Beards' it didn't actually 'go down' that way, it was more of a one-way conversation, which kind of figures.

So, my point is FUCK OFF GOD, you're shit and you know it so go and do something more interesting like, I don't know, anything except fucking with this planet that I call home.

9 comentarios:

john.g. dijo...

YEAH, GOTH, GO FOR IT!! He/it is a figment of a lot of nutters imagination! Adam and Eve? Who made that crap up? And, if they were the first two people, who the fuck wrote about it? Aliens?

Dip-Dop-Crabtree dijo...

Fortunately god has shit there were crabtrees !! and a small woman !

yorlor dijo...

...do i sense a little frustration?

and lay off the jam with bit sof things in it. i happen to heart me some home made marmalade.

SpanishGoth dijo...

JG -> JK Rowling apparently and she wrote it in a cafe - as you do

Dip-Dop -> and what is your problem with BIG women?

Yorlor -> frustration? an interesting game - almost in the sam league as Scrabble

MKWM dijo...

Frankly, this is a splendid sermon.

Dip-Dop-Crabtree dijo...

Aucun problème ,All the women are beautiful, all in the heart have a rose...

Ani dijo...

Oooh. Nice one, Goth!

I too dared to blog (somewhat) against 'the almighty'. He came to my comments box and threatened me, so you should consider yourself lucky. *looks around nervously*

[Seriously, all in good fun. I have nothing against whoever/whatever/wherever we came from. Now catholicism, on the other hand...]

Anónimo dijo...

God didn't create hatred, we do that on our own.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Minky -> thankyou - I don't set out to offend, it just kind of happens with religious stuff

Dip-Dop -> what next? every rose has it's thorn......

Ani -> my issue has never been against god or whatever he calls himself this week it's more to do with the bullshitters who sell religion

Anónimo -> you'll be off reading Nietzsche next