Contrary to some peoples belief I am not, nor ever wish to be the Antichrist. It's not because I object to the jesus part of it. If you want to believe in the fairy stories about some hippy buggering about Jerusalem on a donkey 2,000 years ago making people happy - I'm happy for you.
No, the part I don't like is the ANTI bit. People just don't seem to get it at all. For example:-
Anti-War? Some 'tree-hugger' decides to mount an Anti-War campaign. "Yes, together we shall muster an army of believers and march against the tyranny of war". Look you fucking muppet, you're doing the same thing just in a different way.
Anti-Fur? The Anti-Fur campaigners scare the shit out of me. I can just see gangs of them roaming around the forest pouncing on some unsuspecting bear "Quick, throw the paint on him" "No, hold the bastard down while we shave him" - "Yeah, that'll teach him to wear fur !"
Anti-oxidants? Leave them alone. What did oxidant ever do to piss on your bonfire?
Anti-perspirant. People smell for a reason - it's time to get washed. Cats don't need deodorant, they know if they smell so they just stop exactly where they are and give themselves a bath. Teenagers start to smell and so they just spray everything with Sure and hope nobody notices.
Anti-social? So the theory is that if I don't agree with your perceived way of living I am considered antisocial. Well, what if your way of living is totally shit? Tough, I will become a pariah until a few years later everyone realises that I was right and suddenly am promoted from pariah to dead hero - bit fucking late for the acclaim but there you go.
I'm sure there are some more Anti things that you can suggest. Fire away.....