viernes, octubre 12, 2007

Biblical King Of The Bees

Yes, there was also, in that book, the bible, a very wise king and his name was King Solomon. He was so very wise that he used to sit on his throne all day doing fuck all really but when someone came in and said "Oh King, something dreadful has happened" and proceeded to explain the disaster, the King would say "Well, I did tell you that was going to happen" and everyone wandered off going, "Bloody hell, he knows everything, he does".

Anyway, one day the Queen of Sheba, came up with a plan to outfox the King, in a cunning and foxlike fashion. She arrived in the King's court with a bunch of flowers in each hand. Standing a fair way from the King, but by the window so he could see properly, she said "O clever and mighty one, one of these bunches are real flowers and one are very cleverly disguised false ones - but which is which?"

The King thought about it and scratched his beard. "Come on then smart-arse" demanded the Queen of Sheba.

"Open the bloody window" demanded the King "It's too stuffy in here and I can't think properly".

The King's courtier did so and moments later, the King announced "The flowers in your right hand are the real ones".

"Wow" said the Queen of Sheba "You are indeed wise and powerful, but how did you know?"

"That's easy" replied the King "They're the ones that are covered in bees"

"Covered in..." started the Queen before looking at her hands. She screamed and ran out of the palace yelping "Fucking hell, I'm covered in bees".

5 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

A day when Salomon had gathered his armies, it headed with them for the valley of ants.

By seeing coming this big army an ant exclaimed:
Ô ants, come back quickly into your residences for fear that Salomon and her army mill on you with their feet by mégarde... It made laugh Salomon.

Gorilla Bananas dijo...

The Queen of Sheba is losing her edge. In her younger days she'd just show a bit of tit to get men to do what she wanted.

john.g. dijo...

The bees knees then?

You Sick Bastard dijo...

She used sex to get the things she wants. Funny how women still do that today?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Dip-Dop-> 'The Valley of Ants'? - sounds like a 50's horror movie

GB -> Perhaps she should have shown all of them?

JG -> Better than the dogs bollocks I believe, although slightly lower

YSB -> no, women just know that man cannot provide blood to the penis and the brain at the same time