jueves, octubre 04, 2007

Which Way Then ?

I do so love that phrase, when I'm as pissed as a bee falling off a flower.

"Which way should we go?" - like I should fucking know.

"To the place that I live, I think.... ish."

Por ejemplo :- Goth is completely twatted, in a very, too much alcohol and no sleep till Hammersmith way, and thus should go home and sleep and stuff. However, believing he can fly and other weird shite, the Goth One decides to have another beer or two.

"I think we should go now" says the cherubic angel on Goth's shoulder.

"Fucking A" says Goth, staggering to his feet, clutching the flowers he has purloined for his beloved. "Which way is the Metro doofer?".

"It's ok" replies the Dark One "I'll drive you home - it's only 2 minutes from where I live"

*40 minutes later*

"Dude, we are totally lost - I think I should call Mariposa as she will know where we are etc"

Beginning the phone call, the Dark One says "Do you think I should switch this GPS thing on now?"

Well, fucking DUH ......

*auto-voice* "Turn left after 300 meters"

Goth watches patiently before commenting - "Not that left - your OTHER left!!!!!"

Fucking long journey but Goth got home in the end............

18 comentarios:

kimmyk dijo...

Shit it was touch and go there for a minute wasn't it?

What kind of flowers?

Crabtree dijo...

When one with the head in the clouds, it is always necessary to trust his feet, and a good pair of shoe! Even if the straight line is not the shortest way; -)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Kimmy -> I'm surprised I could even type after all that alcohol but I didn't try and drive

Dip-Dop -> although not 100% beautiful, my Doc Marten boots do have their benefits - namely, mes pieds sont heureux dans leur confort

oh, and my head is not 'in the clouds', I'm jusy flying ;-)

SpanishGoth dijo...

BUGGER - that should say JUST not jusy

guess the alcohol has not worn off yet %-)

bananas62 dijo...

glad you made it home safe !!!! As for the sober... Hell I'll just leave that alone!

PI dijo...

I'm relieved it wasn't you driving. We don't want that sort of silliness!

Tom Joad dijo...

Sadly, my sense of direction improves with every beer. I am legendary for getting lost, even after 7 years here. When I first started seeing Mme Joad, she was cooking dinner at her place. I got completely lost and had to call her to ask where I was. Soooo smooth.

Sewmouse dijo...

*sigh*

Like every other Man - even Gothses will not ask for directions. Glad to know you were NOT driving.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Bananas -> I don't do sober too regurlarly

Pat -> Not me - I've met the moving trees

Tom -> silly boy. How can you get lost before going somewhere? - oh, yeah - that way

Sewmouse -> Drink and drive? I have enough problems with drinking and walking....

SpanishGoth dijo...

Apparently, the other side to the story is here

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kissme dijo...

Ahhh, how great is the beer taxi!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Nice, but you're not allowed to smoke in it

yorlor dijo...

i could fuck you up from here, as well, mr "i wasn't driving, but i got in the car anyway" ...

i read jj's version, too.

*shakes head slowly*

stick to the public, can you, buddy?

Stacie dijo...

sounds like a conversation in my car. I'm dyslexic and dh is always yelling at me "THE OTHER LEFT!" sheesh!
Glad you made it home safe.
Stacie

SpanishGoth dijo...

But I am so brave - I mean, for fuck's sake, I got into a car with someone who can't even manage stairs on his own....

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

I had a taxi driver say that the other night. "Which way do you want to go?" "The longest and most expensive way, of course," I replied. Then I remembered I wasn't driving.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Oh Daphne -> How could you? I mean, to make a taxi driver charge you more than necessary? In the capital of Europe indeed.

yorlor dijo...

brave?

i've got a laundry list of five letter words i can use in it's stead.... be grateful i'm off to work where you know i can't post commentarios, you giant goon head.

can't lose you, goth. quit trying.