Mariposa:- OK, so I steer with this?
Goth:- Yes
And this makes it go forward
Yes
And if I want to make it stop?
You press this doofer
Don't patronise me because I'm a woman
I'm not, I'm trying to help you learn to drive
OK, I'm ready
Good, so let's begin - select, first
First what?
Tranquilo, basics first
Merd ! Merd ! it's not...
Calm down, think happy thoughts
I am bloody calm and.... where's the fucking road?
There, just where it always was
But I can't fucking see it
Just look - try the Jedi mind trick - focus your mind
Bullshit, tell me where the road is
It's exactly where it was before....
Ok, I see it now, so I engage gear and then accelerate like this?
Exactly, calm and careful and, oh fucking hell
Oh Merd - I just crashed off a cliff
Did you have a parachute?
PARACHUTE ?! YOU NEVER MENTIONED A BLOODY PARACHUTE
Kidding, sorry
OK, Let's start again !
Welcome to Mariposa entering the Playstation zone...
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LOL...Go Mariposa! Soon you'll be kicking Goths ass!
(sorry Goth, us girls gotta stick together)
I'm not allowed to play at our house...I'm all thumbs and I curse too much.
What is Merd?
(someday I'm afraid you'll be sick of me asking what all these words mean)
i want to play! it sounds like fun - but mariposa's driving skills might be slightly better than mine by now.
Sounds like a proper driving lesson!!
Thank god for that, for a minute there I thought you were teaching her to drive for real,and we all know how hard that can be with a bottle of JD in one hand and a fag in the other.
omg you had me seriously worried when she didn't see the road.
ha! playstation is good times, but so addicting once you get the hang of a game you like.
have fun you two!
Dunno about the PlayStation (although I have an Xbox), but my son introduced me to World of Warcraft recently. Jesus, but that's an addictive game. I'm glad I don't have my own account here in sunny Belgium. I'd never eat or go to work. I did play Tiger Woods 06 for about 2 months solid too (I know how sad that is, spare me). Born to geek...
Fun! Promise me you two will play Lego Star Wars, though. By far the best co-op game ever, for boys AND girls. :)
Lego Star Wars is fantastic! Both my boys and I played it to death. I *really* need to get out more.
Stacie -> I dare say she might.... (Merde is French for shit)
Zoe -> It's different, I'm not usualy a fan of computer games but this was a good laugh
JG -> Cheaper on the insurance
Phoenix -> she can drive already - passed her test in Lisbon and if you can drive there !
Kimmy -> That was the idea (to make it seem real) but she is being rationed on the PS
Tom -> I used to play the PGA Tour golf game but days seem to disappear
Ani -> I've seen that Lego Star Wars - does indeed look fun
Tom -> as per previous reply - days just disappear don't they
Tiger Woods 2008 is ace!!
I'm not playing any more computer games. I had a brief Lara Croft phase and got NOTHING done.
Ohhh
I want a parachute car.
Except I don't have a playstation.
Do they have this program available for PC's with the whole parachute car thingy???
I shall buy one with my ginormous winnings from that lottery I'm sure to win someday - after I buy Scotland.
JG -> Bit premature isn't it? Is Tiger Woods a timelord?
Aunty -> I can just see you in a Lara Croft outfit, if I squint... really hard
Sewmouse -> what on earth would you want to buy Scotland for, except for an external fridge?
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