lunes, octubre 15, 2007

More Religious Bullshit

Oh goody - more religious piffle to talk about. I was starting to get concerned that I was being slighty unfair to the bearded ones and their little book of nonsense. Although, to be fair it is a complete crock of shit (in my opinion).

Then, lo and behold, I have discovered more religious meanderings of the mind, in a different religious text.

Now this one, is from a completely different religion, but is also full of the most insane nonsense. In fact, if it is possible, is slightly even more insane. At least with the bible, my biggest criticism, apart from the inaccuracies, is the way that is interpreted. This new (to me) text, doesn't leave you in any doubt as to the fact that the authors are as mad as a bag of squirrels on acid.

So, the question is, to which text am I referring? Firstly, it is not a new text, as in not one of the New Scientology type religions (stick to novels Hubbard !). Should I tell you what it is, or just plough straight in?

Hee, hee - the evil side of me says let them guess.

1 point for the religion
5 points for the title of the text

Bonus 10 points if you get both

(and, it is freely available on the internet)

Guess away...

14 comentarios:

Tom Joad dijo...

Is it "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" by the Buddhists of Myanmar?

Hmmm. I'm going with The Book of Mormon. Religion: Latter Day Saints.

Or maybe not. They're all absolutely insane anyway.

Sewmouse dijo...

Islam
"The Qu'ran"?

If so - be very, very careful what you say...

Remember Denmark.

Sewmouse dijo...

Or is it

"Dianetics"
for Scientology?

john.g. dijo...

It's all bollocks anyway, so I must win! But i'll have a go at the fucking Jehovahs. (Stop knocking on my door on a Sunday you bastards!)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Ha Ha - you're all fucking wrong so far - no points to anyone... didn't even get the religion right you workshy fops ;-)

Mr Farty dijo...

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - Pastafarianism.

I heart Bobby Henderson. At least his heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

http://www.venganza.org/

SpanishGoth dijo...

Weaklings ;-)

I'll give you the religion then

Hindu

SpanishGoth dijo...

Now you just have to find the text/title (and it doesn't involve tits, I wish, or don't wish in a revererse psychology way)

Tom Joad dijo...

Hindu? I do know they have only one god - Brahman, but all the other gods and goddesses are incarnations of him. And you thought the "holy trinity" was weird.

My favourite is, of course, Ganesha. He's so cute.

As for the text, you got me Goth - could it be the Sraddha (book of the dead)?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Religion = Correct
Text = way off, guess again Tom

The Aunt dijo...

I was going to go with the doctrine of Rapture, but that's not Hindu.

Even though it is a major crock and certainly not anything anyone should be managing their Middle East foreign policy by.

Not mentioning any names.

SusannahS dijo...

I'm late to the party but is it the Holy Bhagavad Gita?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Aunty -> They HAVE a Middle East policy?

Sussanah -> coming late is good, I've heard...

SpanishGoth dijo...

Susannah -> No, it's not 'the Holy Bhagavad Gita'