Not entirely a fair title but very indicitive. This isn't about frost, snow, christmas or anything like that, no, it's about stupid crappy tunes that get stuck in my head. This morning I woke up and BOOM - Frosty the bloody snowman is ricocheting around my head like a pinball on speed. Why is it never a decent tune that gets imprinted - the tune I have to put up with all day? I could live with 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' or 'Harvester of Sorrow'. Anything except the fooking snowman song.
My muppet-3 is doing it's best to help out. Blasting - Limp Bizkit, Korn, Audioslave and Megadeth into my ears so far this morning but no chance of shifting freaky Frosty from my head. I really hate it when this happens - except when it's funny. I know my brain isn't wired like the majority of the population and most people would not find it amusing to be humming along to my mental jukeboxex selections. For example being at a funeral and hearing S-Club 7 singing "Don't stop moving now, gotta keep grooving now". Or at a wedding and hearing The Doors "This is the end, beautiful friend the end" *chuckles to himself*
Invariably though, it is the pits of humanity type drivel that gets stuck within my head. Avril Lavigne "He's just a skater boy, see you later boy" - piss off and get a man not a boy you whingeing bint, then you'd have something better to sing about. Elton John "La la la la la la la la la la la" or something, from Crocodile Rock. SHUT UP - leave me alone GRRRRRRRR. But, even recalling these shite-buster songs doesn't help because there, lurking in the background is Frosty the frigging snowman.
I need some sort of mental heatwave to melt the bastard. Perhaps if I start humming Bob Marley tunes and pretending I'm in Jamaica on de beach with a nice reefer. Nope - "No snowman no cry".......god damnit Janet. "I shot the snowman" GRrr *drops to his knees pounding his head*.
I suppose the only way to displace this oversized snowball from my head is to think of something even more twatty. Your suggestions would be most welcome. PLEASE
*wanders off humming the snowman song*