So there I was, peacefully smoking a cigarette on the train platform station when a policeman comes up to me and says:-
(in French first, which I ignored, then Flemish, which I ignored)
"Sorry Sir, you must put that cigarette out"
to which I replied....
"Sorry, you must have me confused with someone who gives a fuck"
He reached for his gun, I put the cigarette out. I'm cocky, not fucking stupid.
Which brings me to Part 2. In the Big Blogger house, the voting has changed to those you want to keep in. So go here and vote for anyone except me, otherwise I get stuck in that rat-infested dump for another week.
Go here to vote.
Now I'm off to the pub because they sell alcohol.
*tips hat and departs*