martes, junio 26, 2007

A Case of Mistaken Identity

So there I was, peacefully smoking a cigarette on the train platform station when a policeman comes up to me and says:-

(in French first, which I ignored, then Flemish, which I ignored)

"Sorry Sir, you must put that cigarette out"

to which I replied....

"Sorry, you must have me confused with someone who gives a fuck"

He reached for his gun, I put the cigarette out. I'm cocky, not fucking stupid.

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Which brings me to Part 2. In the Big Blogger house, the voting has changed to those you want to keep in. So go here and vote for anyone except me, otherwise I get stuck in that rat-infested dump for another week.

Go here to vote.

Now I'm off to the pub because they sell alcohol.

*tips hat and departs*

26 comentarios:

Chopski dijo...

Ah now I see, you live longer if you stop smoking.
Also you don't have to tip your hat anymore, gratuities are included in the bill!!

Helene dijo...
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Helene dijo...

Too late, mate! I already voted for you. You see, that was you or Tipper... The damned coin and a lot of hazardous chance decided without consulting me.

Cat dijo...

Aha. I am a bit concerned about the Big Blogger poll this week. Perhaps I'll say feck the task to avoid the shame of being kicked out for being unpopular...

zoe dijo...

i presume that you're feeling better ?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Chopski -> No, you just die fitter

Helene -> Goth damn it

Cat -> Who gives a fuck? apart from prostitutes, and you have to pay them so that doesn't count

Zed -> better than a shit sandwich - slightly

Hill dijo...

Right. You ain't stupid. Neither am I when a gun is pointed at me!

Guess who I voted for? Huh? Huh?

:-)

SpanishGoth dijo...

George Bush?

Stacie dijo...

I'm not a fan of cops myself...I've been known to get a bit mouthy with them on occasion. The trick is knowing when to back down..sounds like you know the score pretty well.
Thanks for the kind words, I promise, I'll not be bringing a bible anywhere with me, but most especially under the duvet!
Found you through KimmyK. I hope you don't mind if I link you.

Stacie

SpanishGoth dijo...

Stacie -> not at all, but expect the bible thing to set fire.

I'm not a huge fan of religion...

SpanishGoth dijo...

Ooo, and forgot the cop thing. It's a big fanily thing apart from me - I'm the long haired twat that's in a band - hee hee - twats !!!!

bananas62 dijo...

Well, at least he called you "sir"?
hee hee!!!!

Mr. X dijo...

We've done our civic duty and not voted for you.
We hope you appreciate it, you callow youth!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Bananas -> Most people call me Sir, it's the beginning of my name (if you're pissed)

Mr X -> Vagabond !! I'm not callow, I'm sallow - Gothic respect please

Drama Queen dijo...

Aye the old reverse mind tricks!! I already voted for T (at request) and you got my home IP vote. Does voting for two cancel each out. . .

*mmm, pounders on that one for a while*

Drama Queen dijo...

and when I say at request T. . .I mean no offence. You got my vote before you did ask. Ditto Goth.

Cream dijo...

As of one minute past midnight on Saturday, I shall be parading around our restaurants with a Magnum.
Anyone found smoking will be invited to lick it!

You Sick Bastard! dijo...

Spanishgoth shot for smoking a cig? Yep, I can see it happening. If the cop asked me I would think he was kidding. I stopped smoking, but for you Spanishgoth, I'll smoke one next to a policeman and think of you.

Telling a cop to fuck off here would get you a nightstick up the ass. I'm sure we'll become the best of friends afterwards.

Brom dijo...

I have not voted once. I can't afford all those hidden charges, it's done on premium rate you know. Pressing the buttons gives you virusses, they don't tell you that. I read the posts via a mirrors so that they can't see who is looking. There are hidden cameras. And cookies, and girls!

Very scary.

SpanishGoth dijo...

DQ -> not reverse mind tricks, I'm not a Jedi Goth

Cream -> why would you parade around anywhere with a big lollipo?

YSB -> smoking sure, arese invasion? you can keep that shit in America

Brom -> come out from behind the sofa... there's far more scary things ony there......Like ME

SpanishGoth dijo...

Buggerry bollocks - I can't spell for shit when I've had too much to drink.

Never mind eh?

(was going to be Nirvana's album but they weren't good enough to make Eastenders')

kimmyk dijo...

Yes, you are a wise man Goth. Wise indeed.
I hope you enjoyed your beverage.

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

I heard about a band that were going to call themselves Nirvana and somebody beat them to it.

My landlord is looking for rock musicians to manage. I told him about you. He said you were too old.

verity sister from hell dijo...

Never fear the police!- Honest!

There is nothing a frisk down the nick won't cure!

Especially if there is a strip search involved!

You will find yourself strangely detoxed after!

kissme dijo...

We've only a couple of days over here before the police start shooting smokers on sight.

Hoo-bloody-ray.

(Now, where's me fags.......)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Kimmy -> always enjoy my beverages

Daphne -> Ha - tell the Rolling Stones that

Verity -> I never fear the Police but they are a bit lunatic over here

Kiss Me -> just do what I do and ignore