viernes, junio 01, 2007

STIB Suck Shit

I'm not a campaigning type person - let's face it, the shit doesn't work. Or does it? Jesus got nailed to a tree 2,000 years ago and his message still pervades. So, anyway, there are some trees in Bruxelles, and SHIT, sorry STIB, the transport company, want to chop them down.

OK, let's look at the logic here. You have new trams that are a bit wider (already a bit worrying) - are these mother-fuckers going to turn up on time? No, didn't think so.

Are they going to use the same tracks? Yes. Hmmm, thought so, but you need more space so let's chop down some trees. You ignorant mother fuckers - you'll campaign against rain forests being depleted but, it's ok to chop down some trees....

Now, I'm not going to chain myself to a tree just to prove a point - I don't have the boobies to get away with that sort of behaviour. However, some friends of mine did, and they have boobies and so you should go here to see, and no they're not naked tits:-

Honey
Aunty M
Suki

and view free tits and trees type stuff.

or here, and make a difference against the evil STIB

Oh, and for you loyal readers in Goth World, no I haven't gone mad. It's a chance to fuck up a corporation like STIB (no link as the fuckers wouldn't be there anyway). Hooray!!

New versions of STIB include:-

Suck Tits I'm Bollocksed
Such Tossers In Black
Smoke That It's Black


Suggest your own but, after you've gone to one of the aforementioned links to fuck a corporation, up the arse - backwards, with a fifty foot Oak.

Oooops, have to go back up the tunnel to the house thingy.. - don't tell them I have a dead clever way in and out, and it's not through the diary room, please.

And tell Geldof he may need to get on the phone quicker....

ps T-Meister - told you I'd do it my way ;-)

11 comentarios:

Chopski dijo...

Sad Twats Inserting Bananas? Hope you don't mind me asking, are you a girl?

Cat dijo...

You have a tunnel? Does it go via a pub?

Honey dijo...

yeah thanks Goth you rock, and by the way I did it my way too...

SpanishGoth dijo...

Chopski -> no, I'm not a girl but a bloody good lesbian

Cat -> funnily enough, yes

Honey -> No problemo - you missed the 'showing breasts' off blogmeet...

kimmyk dijo...

That's so sad. I give those lovelies credit for chaining themselves to the tree. It's good to take a stand.

LOL @ you being a good lesbian. I imagine you are....

Hill dijo...

Rail against the corporation. Any corporation and I will follow you anywhere.
;-)

JolietJake dijo...

Shit Trams In Brussels.

Not quite true, I used to get the tram to work every day, very reliable.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Kimmy -> of course I'm being a good lesbian, keeping the girls happy ;-)

Hill -> and you've got the boobies thing covered too - ROCK n ROLL

JJ -> and WHY did you have to get the tram every day? lazy bastard

Elaine dijo...

STIB = Sucking Twadley Insignificant Bits (or Bastards)

JolietJake dijo...

Lazy Bastard?? Hold the front page!

I've graduated from Lazy Fat Bastard.

woohoo! Pass the A1 Sauce!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Elaine -> cool but gives me an idea, to paraphrase slightly

Suck This Ignorant Bastards?

JJ -> if it wasn't for fat bastards like you, they could have kept the old trams. The ones for slender, svelte Goths like me ;-)