So this is a thought, only a small Gothic thought, but one that needs addressing I think.
Fucking pants.
Well, not literally but, in a kind of, 'woops there go me knickers vicar' sort of way. Bridget Jones had big ones, Tippler is going commando in the Big Blogger house and, I do so worry about the repair costs for Mr Farty. However, my question is this.... *pauses*
(perhaps I'd better set the scene so you can prepare your answer correctly)
You meet a partner, they seem perfect - amazing what a few drinks will do - and so you decide to get naked and lovely. You start to undress your perfect partner and all is going splendidly when....
SHAZAM
It's the underwear moment. The make love or make a run for the door moment.
What tickles your fancy? Or makes you run for the hills, screaming 'Fucking Hell - NOOOOOOOOO'?
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HA HA - FIRST. Oh the power, it's going to my head
Don't you have to smell them first?
Actually, it's probably the Jack Daniels
Does it matter as long as they come off?
Kylie's on Zoe's video...
Now, THEY are hot!
And sometimes they come off so fast they leave skid marks!
In my day a man would ask
'May I take my trousers off?'
Sweet wasn't it?
Laura's undergarments are, of course, exquisite.
She is, however, not overly impressed with many of mine.
But by the time I'd got her pissed and popped the chinos it was too late for her to lmake good her escape.
Anyway, the real surprise came when I dropped the trollies themselves.
Laugh? She nearly rang her mates...
Mr X -> it does matter if they come of with a squelch
Cream -> what's inside them is hot - a little pocket rocket
Pat -> Did that happen often then?
Tippler -> I seem to remember the number 6 for some reason.....
Not to me of course.
i never hang around long enough to look at underwear - just rip 'em off, i say.
I think Peach is describing me!!
Pat -> but why not? you appeared delicious
Zed -> oh you silly woman, anticipation is the ket to suck Cess
Peach -> smelling, clean????
Chopski -> Think you're confused - it's 'Him over there!!'
KEY probably works better than KET - it's a Flemish thing
Andy's commando got me going . . .not so sure how he felt when my chicken fillets fell out!
You wear dirty undies, you're out on your ear love. Simple as that Mr Mung Bean.
Shaz -> 'chicken fillets fell out' - careless shoppers are horrid indeed
Timbo -> Mung Bean? Is he Sean's brother?
Mmmmm...Sean Bean...he's hot!
White 'n' lacy, with cute little embroidered flowers.
Oh, you mean HERS?
btw, your link to Daffers doesn't work, try removing the last slash ;-)
oooo you little rascal. Lacy with flowers? Fartunias I presume.
Quite correct about the link - nobody mentioned it before.... fixed
I like a nice pair of boxers on a man, in manly shades, with strong thighs burgeoning therefrom.
Fwoooooargh.
I am at a loss as to what to wear to seduce the opposite sex myself. I've tried several sorts of lingerie but the beggars don't bother even to try and find out.
I wore suspenders with my school socks all through senior school, and nobody ever found out. More fool they.
Maybe you should try wobbling your boobs - only a suggestion...
Always tasteful,pretty and expensive,definitely not a thong on that important 1st exposure! And if he has a thong I'd head for the hills;-)
Hills? Those would be the Buttocks?
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