jueves, junio 14, 2007

Part VI - The Goth Strikes Back

A long time ago, in a Schuman area, the evil Dark Lord JJ Invader went spinning off down the staircase in the Hairyverse but now he has regrouped and a fleet of Shite Girls are poised to destroy the Goth Planet where the rebels are holed up.

However, the Goth rebellion have been busy preparing for the coming invasion and are quite ready for what the nasty, evil empire of Scary Shite, Sporty Shite and the other Shite Troopers can throw at them.

Look Gothwalker is busy out on patrol on the icy planet of Bruxelles but Princess LayWho is worried that Gothwalker has not returned from patrol and it's getting late now.

Soon the doors of the Metro will have to be closed and Look will be all alone with no way of returning and the Princess knows that JJ Invader is patrolling the area.

She turns to Hung So-low and pleads with him not to take his money and disappear with Chewbaccy in a puff of smoke. "Please go and find Look" she says. "Oh for fucks sake" says Hung and tells Chewy to stay put whilst he goes off searching into the cold night air. He knows he has to find Look before the cold kills him or the evil dark one takes his ultimate revenge. She knows that JJ Invader didn't like being made to look a complete twat and is after his revenge.

Meanwhile, the dark lord is busy hissing like a big girls blouse and wittering some bullshit about having found the Goth Planet. "The rebels have no idea that we're coming" he burbles into the camera but he's about as subtle as an elephant sliding on it's arse down an icy ski slope.

Back on Goth Planet, Hung So-Low has found Look looking slightly tired but still alive. He uses Looks trusty light sabre to hail a cab and they return to the rebel base in time to fight off the horrid Shite Troopers in a dazzling array of fireworks not seen since the last time there was a firework display.

Look Gothwalker then explains that he has to return to see some puppet who's hard as fuck, to complete his training and become a true Giddy Master. Only then can he face the ultimate battle with the evil Dark one. The last time they met, JJ Invader had burbled some nonsense "Look, Look - I am your father" but Look hadn't believed him. "Just because you're a grey haired old twat who looks 500 years older doesn't make you my superior" Look had replied before running away to regroup.

The Princess looks sad, mainly because she has a croissant on each side of her head but she know Look has to follow his destiny. "May the force be with you" Look says before kissing the Princess tenderly. "Gaaararrggghh" says Chewbaccy and Hung So-low justs pats Look on the shoulder and says "Go get them kid".

Meanwhile, deep in space, the evil JJ Invader hisses "Curses Batman....oh shit, wrong film" and shakes his fist in an evil, shit coffee bean advert way (that could be interpreted as the same action as someone masturbating). He flounces off in a gay, but misunderstood way.

Look takes off and looks forward to meeting the small puppet who will help him complete his training to become Giddy. He doesn't know what his destiny is but he knows it is not to listen to the complete bollocks being warbled by the Shite Girls, or the evil, mental meanderings of the Dark Lord JJ Invader.

to be continued.....

7 comentarios:

zoe dijo...

oh noooooo ...... mind you, those croissants really suit Look.

You Sick Bastard! dijo...

Nice. I say Earth would be such a better planet if it went Goth. Always dark and depressing, my home away from home.

How ya been goth?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Zed -> It's not Look that has the croissants, you silly girl

YSB -> Welcome back. Been pretty good, how was the road trip?

The Aunt dijo...

I like the sound of Hung So-Low. Does he have leather trousers? I bet he has.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Aunty -> Of course he does, couldn't be a hero otherwise

JolietJake dijo...

A bloody likely story! More like Puke Skywalker and Princess Lay-her meets Jabba the Slut.

Oooeer! nice croissants Princess, pass the butter...

SpanishGoth dijo...

OOO - real life - do tell ....