Yes. It's my new campaign. Crucify a nun and make the world a better place. I have decided to act against the evil penguins for a number of reasons - I would point out that not all nuns are bad but the gobshite ones do need correcting
1) Telling young ones that a sibling died for doing wrong and thus punished by god is sheer evil !!
2) Celibacy is ok if that's what you want but shagging candles still counts as penetration.
3) Wearing stupid outfits is also ok, but not every fucking day. And who the fuck called it a winpole?
4) Devoting 40 years to reading the bible is idiotic. If you can't read that fast stick to Winnie the Pooh (with pictures).
5) Religion is a personal choice not something you beat into vulnerable people.
6) Berating young women for getting pregnant outside of wedlock is not big and not clever. I very much doubt they intended it to happen. Shit just happens sometimes.
7) Just because you have decided that life sucks does not give you the divine right to correct everyone elses.
So, my campaign begins. I intend to have Nun-Bars installed on the front of my 4x4 which will have really big spikes on them. I will then be touring round any religious buildings creating my own Nun-Kebab. I shall also be touring round in a Witchfinder General fashion creating bonfires on my way. Kind of like a Spanish Inquisition but with more purpose.
If you have any more tales about evil penguins, sorry, nuns, please feel free to share. The more ammunition I have before the god squad arrive, the better chance I have of inserting the crucifix of death before they notice.
Another one bites the dust.
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