lunes, junio 04, 2007

Nasty Underwear

So this is a thought, only a small Gothic thought, but one that needs addressing I think.

Fucking pants.

Well, not literally but, in a kind of, 'woops there go me knickers vicar' sort of way. Bridget Jones had big ones, Tippler is going commando in the Big Blogger house and, I do so worry about the repair costs for Mr Farty. However, my question is this.... *pauses*

(perhaps I'd better set the scene so you can prepare your answer correctly)

You meet a partner, they seem perfect - amazing what a few drinks will do - and so you decide to get naked and lovely. You start to undress your perfect partner and all is going splendidly when....

SHAZAM

It's the underwear moment. The make love or make a run for the door moment.

What tickles your fancy? Or makes you run for the hills, screaming 'Fucking Hell - NOOOOOOOOO'?

24 comentarios:

SpanishGoth dijo...

HA HA - FIRST. Oh the power, it's going to my head

Gorilla Bananas dijo...

Don't you have to smell them first?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Actually, it's probably the Jack Daniels

Mr. X dijo...

Does it matter as long as they come off?

Cream dijo...

Kylie's on Zoe's video...
Now, THEY are hot!

And sometimes they come off so fast they leave skid marks!

Pat dijo...

In my day a man would ask
'May I take my trousers off?'
Sweet wasn't it?

Tippler dijo...

Laura's undergarments are, of course, exquisite.

She is, however, not overly impressed with many of mine.

But by the time I'd got her pissed and popped the chinos it was too late for her to lmake good her escape.

Anyway, the real surprise came when I dropped the trollies themselves.

Laugh? She nearly rang her mates...

SpanishGoth dijo...

Mr X -> it does matter if they come of with a squelch

Cream -> what's inside them is hot - a little pocket rocket

Pat -> Did that happen often then?

Tippler -> I seem to remember the number 6 for some reason.....

Pat dijo...

Not to me of course.

zoe dijo...

i never hang around long enough to look at underwear - just rip 'em off, i say.

Chris King dijo...

I think Peach is describing me!!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Pat -> but why not? you appeared delicious

Zed -> oh you silly woman, anticipation is the ket to suck Cess

Peach -> smelling, clean????

Chopski -> Think you're confused - it's 'Him over there!!'

SpanishGoth dijo...

KEY probably works better than KET - it's a Flemish thing

Shaz dijo...

Andy's commando got me going . . .not so sure how he felt when my chicken fillets fell out!

Timbo dijo...

You wear dirty undies, you're out on your ear love. Simple as that Mr Mung Bean.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Shaz -> 'chicken fillets fell out' - careless shoppers are horrid indeed

Timbo -> Mung Bean? Is he Sean's brother?

Princess of the Universe dijo...

Mmmmm...Sean Bean...he's hot!

Mr Farty dijo...

White 'n' lacy, with cute little embroidered flowers.

Oh, you mean HERS?

Mr Farty dijo...

btw, your link to Daffers doesn't work, try removing the last slash ;-)

SpanishGoth dijo...

oooo you little rascal. Lacy with flowers? Fartunias I presume.

Quite correct about the link - nobody mentioned it before.... fixed

The Aunt dijo...

I like a nice pair of boxers on a man, in manly shades, with strong thighs burgeoning therefrom.

Fwoooooargh.

I am at a loss as to what to wear to seduce the opposite sex myself. I've tried several sorts of lingerie but the beggars don't bother even to try and find out.

I wore suspenders with my school socks all through senior school, and nobody ever found out. More fool they.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Maybe you should try wobbling your boobs - only a suggestion...

phoenix dijo...

Always tasteful,pretty and expensive,definitely not a thong on that important 1st exposure! And if he has a thong I'd head for the hills;-)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Hills? Those would be the Buttocks?