jueves, abril 05, 2007

Guest Blogger - Aunty Marianne

And so as the velvet curtains part, an unlikely superhero steps forward - ladies, gentlemen and gathered woodland creatures, respect for todays guest speaker, the one, the only Aunty Marianne

Gather round, my children, for in today’s lesson, I would wax lyrical upon the subject of wine. (Wine encourages lyrical waxation, and luxuriation, which is why one waxes, for how can one luxuriate unwaxed?).

Let us start by considering wine in relation to beer. Beer is what the solitary male drinks to drown his loneliness, the fuel of youthful confrontation that turns to riot, and when it sours it is the poison that vandalises things and souls. As it itself turns to belly fat, it turns the sportsman into a mere spectator. It deceives so that the night’s new-found true-found love becomes the morning’s despair. Beer can be made in four days from pillaged grain in a jerrycan strapped to the back of a rebel’s jeep. It is a drink of the transient, a drink of the unrooted, a drink of the unhomed. It is a drink that requires no society either for its making or for its consumption, a drink discovered in the days before civilisation even began.

The grapevine, however, has been bred over centuries to provide the best wines. It must be planted on undisputed land, for it takes six or seven years to start producing sufficient fruit for winemaking. Its fruit must then be trampled and its juice bottled in a joyous work in which the whole village takes part. Then the barrels are left to quietly mature, undisturbed by conflict, and then the village bottles the wine, and then it is laid down to mature again. A wine will tell you, as it crosses your tongue, what aromas and savours it longs to be enjoyed with. And that enjoyment in turn brings families and friends and old adversaries around tables to eat and drink and make merry and forgive, forgive. The Romans used it to clean wounds, it heals and protects from heart disease and cancer, and aids digestion. It is not for drinking alone: wine is the drink a man shares in anticipation with his lover, that he lays down for his childrens’ weddings the day they are born, and in which he warms hands and hearts with old friends when it is the pleasure that remains in the wintry sun of their lives.

And this is why, if we wish for peace in our hearts, peace in our lives, peace in our time, we should all drink as much wine as we like. Amen.

Here endeth the lesson.

*Bows gracefully and offers her a glass of finest bordeaux*

11 comentarios:

Drama Queen dijo...

Damn, so did I break the rules by consuming half a bottle on my own last night?

*hangs head in shame*

SpanishGoth dijo...

*gently lifts her face* of course not my love, if I'd been there it probably would have been a damn sight more ;-x

Anónimo dijo...

The drink of the gods!
The French paradox!
Yes it said one of the thigh, a beautiful dress etc.…
Some does or some celebrates, a drink of the goddesses,
I get up my glass to your happiness and to your health

MKWM dijo...

Wine is such a noble beverage and drinking it is not the only thing I can do... As long as I lived in Greece, I used to grape harvest and even pressed the vintage with my feet several times. That was the fun part after having to work in the wineyard many times a year. In May, I would pick enough fresh young leaves and store them in view of making stuffed wine leaves throughout the year.

Oh Marianne, thanks for this nice interlude and the many lovely memories it brought to me. So I'll drink to your health, and may all your wishes come true.

Tippler dijo...

It's also bloody useful for getting Laura pissed.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Hmm Tippler - noticed that last night ;-)

I am rather partial to the odd glass or ten of wine. Matured from the days when I would drink it straight from the bottle (I was only 13 then though)

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

Aunty, I see now why your nom de fourchette is Portia. That was so mistressful, I felt moved to open a bottle of Coot de Ron.

Half a bottle, DQ! Pfff! Amateur.

Drama Queen dijo...

DWB, I know, I know. But when I drink alone I dance on my table, talk to myself in the bath and end up crying alone in my bed. Half a bottle and I only reach as far as the dancing, get tired and think bed would be good. . .

SpanishGoth dijo...

Now come along my Queen - can't have you spilling tears on the carpet in GothWorld.

Daphne -> Portia? after the moon of Uranus? Yikes *leaps back startled*

The Aunt dijo...

No. Portia after the crossdressing lawyer in the Merchant of Venice.

Anónimo dijo...

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