You are officially the most annoying cnuts in the world - ever. I didn't think that anyone could top the American way, i.e. Cnutsville, Arsey-hona but you fat, oblivious, ignorant twats have managed it - and with style. What the fuck is it with you that makes you think you are so superior to other people? "I spek drey languages" - guess what? I don't fucking care, it doesn't entitle you to treat people like a piece of shit. Fuck off and get a proper country, one with hills and stuff.
Oh no, you will continue to eat mayonnaise like it's running out (probably is, but out of your lard-arse bum), pretending you speak so many languages and pissing the fuck out of everyone that you can't eat with ketchup. You know why you didn't win any wars? - cos nobody gave a fuck about you, you jumped-up ignorant twats. And while I'm at it - you think you're English is so good, two words for you - absolute bollocks. Not just me saying this, this is from professional interpreters working for the European Commission / Parliament who let out a collective groan when you open your smart arsed mouths to speak.
And as for your transport network *bangs head against wall* GAAARRRGGHH
OK - Rant over now - for regulars in Goth World, I will try and post something more Fuzzy Friday later when I've calmed down (or I may just fuck off to the pub early......)