viernes, marzo 23, 2007

A Threesome thanks to Drama Queen

So, I got tagged by DQ (which is ok, we have an open relationship) and thus the Threesome goes on

Three Things That Scare Me:
Losing or any harm coming to my children
Women with moustaches
Killer penguins on acid with machine guns

Three People Who Make Me Laugh:
Bill Hicks - sadly deceased
Richard Pryor - also deceased
Small children (mainly mine when they were young)

Three Things I Love:
Waking up or falling asleep in Mariposas arms
Making sad people happy
Beer/whisky/vodka etc

Three Things I Hate:
Regret - "The worst crime of all, is the crime of regret"
Ignorance - of any kind
Abuse of people, animals, power (the list goes on)

Three Things I Don't Understand:
The Flemish/Dutch language when it's spoken (frankly though, I don't want to
Poverty (in this day and age? Come on - can go to the moon but not feed people?)
Anything George Wanker Bush does/says/is/pretends to be

Three Things On My Desk:
A lot of empty cans of orange and coke (until I can be arsed to go to the recycle bin)
Pictures of my mini-goths
A packet of Spanish Marlboro lights (just begging to be smoked)

Three Things I'm Doing Right Now:
Wondering what to suggest for tea
Marvelling at a famous computer company's ineptitude
Typing up this list and trying hard not to be absurd

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
See the Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights)
Make my children proud of me
Cure cancer or aids or something really nasty

Three Things I Can Do:
Write and perform my own songs
Make people laugh or cry depending on my mood/their behaviour
Communicate in 5 languages (6 if you included Pissed-eze)

Three Things I Can't Do:
Put up with idiots, morons, racists etc
Have a baby on my own
Become gay or even touch another mans pecker

Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:
Homers philosophy - and by that I mean the Simpsons variety ("Beer, the cause and solution of all problems")
John Cooper Clarke's - Chickentown
Your heart - even if it turns out to be a shit idea

Three Things You Should Never Listen To:
Any manufactured pop band like Take Twat
The Knights who say nee
Anyone supposedly in charge of a country - invariably haven't got a clue what they're talking about

Three Things I'd Like To Learn:
To play the piano properly
To talk to the animals (then I could set attack badgers on people I didn't like)
How to completely avoid death and pass it on (to certain people only, obviously)

Three Favourite Foods:
Nutella - depending where it is
Any Vietnamese food
Tapas

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:
The 6 Million Dollar Man
Batman (the orinal)
Sesame Street

Three Wonderful People to Inflict My Meme On:
You Sick Bastard - now this should be interesting *sniggers*
Hill Country Gall - bet Bush doesn't come on a 'like' list of hers
Aunty Marianne - cos I don't want her round here begging again ;-)

Hasta luego y buen fin de semana a todos,
S

19 comentarios:

Shaz dijo...

Good list, apparently mine appears all jumbled up (that figures!) x x

Drama Queen dijo...

Oh. So we have 'regret' and 'listening to our hearts' in common.

Not a bad starting point :-)

Teeny dijo...

5 languages is impressive... Jealous.

Northern Lights is a good un.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Shaz -> perhaps you spilt coffee on the list ;-)

DQ -> I don't jog either..(not including the other type you mentioned)

Teeny -> not fluently though, Mariposa does speak 5 fluently (but she is an interpreter)

Tippler dijo...

Having met the exquisite Mariposa on numerous occasions I hereby certify that Goth boy has somehow managed to keep a grip on his sanity.

Waking up in that lady's arms would be, I imagine, very good for the soul. And that's just for starters.

Good call on that one, fella. What would we do without them, eh?

Tippler dijo...

Incidentally, your picture is now working on my site.

However, DQ's has gone West completely and Kiwi Ed has given me Mick Jagger lips.

Surreal or wot? Are we in Belgium or something?

*exits stage left scratching head*

SpanishGoth dijo...

Tough luck *turns into smaegol* "MY PRECIOUS - WE WANTS HER, WE NEEDS HER".

As for the pic - cool. See how long it takes DQ to complain about that then ;-) Mick Jagger lips - cool, now I'll be able to stick you to a window *runs off laughing*

Tippler dijo...

Ha ha. DQ is back, now. And I've asked Kiwi Ed to use the Mick lips as the default. Minky will do one!

They are rather pleasing lips - but they'd certainly scare off a stubby.

About which we have now heard quite enough chez moi, thank you...

SpanishGoth dijo...

Minky will do one? Yikes....one what?

As for the stubby thing - had my ounce of fun now....left alone

MKWM dijo...

One what indeed? Can you explain that Tippler? Careful what you say though because I'm not in the best of moods today.

One thing I'd like to learn is... but I won't tell you. After all, I have not been asked to.

kimmyk dijo...

Killer penquins on acid with machine guns are quite scary indeed.

I'm sure your children are proud of you. And I'm sure they love you very much...

I've heard of Nutella, but I don't know what it is. What the heck is it?

MKWM dijo...

Kimmyk, you should find Nutella in the peanut butter aisles in grocery stores,warehouse clubs and mass merchandisers all across the US. Try it, it is delicious.

Well, Tippler? Did you perhaps mean "Minky will fail to load a picture"? Just wait and see...

Bonne fin de semaine, Goth Master. :-)

bananas62 dijo...

great threesome!!! You are so f-ing cool!!! (bowing to your coolness) But I'm sorry, forgive my ignorance, but, I have to ask...twat??? I know what the "american" meaning of it is, but I'm sure it means something much different... for you???

SpanishGoth dijo...

Minky -> Chill sister - get some Nutella down your...neck ;-)

Kimmy -> Follow the Minky's advice, she is rather correct on this matter, and numerous others as you will see if you visit her site

Bananas -> Flattered and a twat in english, officially is a pregnant goldfish, mainly used as slang for a vagina and thus, a derogatory term hence My Boyfriend is a Twat...

You Sick Bastard! dijo...

Making people cry is something I try not doing but coversations always end with them running in tears. And all I asked for was the time. *YSFB gives a demonic laugh*

dip-dop-crabtree dijo...

Sr. LA zorro de GODO
De la Costa Blanca ce fut un long voyage !

All is question of leading energy, "entirely renewable energy "but altogether the choices are judicious.

Amistad

MKWM dijo...

What do you mean by "chill", Goth Master?

I will have Nutella on toast for breakfast, with a cup of tea. Unfortunately for me, there is absolutely no reason to spread it on my... neck.

You tagged Marianne and my turn came too...

SpanishGoth dijo...

YSB -> Top work on the list and I know exactly what you mean...

Dip-dop -> eek...Costa Blanca *cringes at the thought*

Minky -> Hooray - I promise you're first on the next tag :)

Calamity Jane dijo...

Nee! Hee!