How bizarre - people suddenly woke up and observed clearly, as in they saw the real me. It's okay, DON'T PANIC because I think they will all sober up this morning and see the light - i.e. forget what they said but...... If this doesn't make a lot of sense, welcome to my world.............
I was involved in a pre-emptive St Patricks Day swipe at pissedness, which involved having copious amounts of drinks on the night before, continuing drinking until the wee hours and thus welcoming Paddys Day in the true fashion - pissed as a rat and having the T-shirt to prove it.
So, rewind a bit viewer - I had a fucker of a week, everything I hate all rolled into one and served up as a shit sandwich. god likes taking the piss, it's what he exists for (fat, bearded twat). My idea was to have one or two pints on Friday night.....ha ha *hick* - buggered that up then. It turned into a royal session, but I din't start it - honest, my love.
So, the mitigating circus-stances are:
I have Mini-goth wee-mailing me (which is cool beyond belief) - bearing in mind he wasn't talking to me, ever, in the world, ever
Fucking useless corporation apologising because they fucked up (I know this, but the fact that they said it is bizarre)
Women asking for my opinion because it matters - apparently
Peeps telling me that what I say is gospel (bollocks, because, well, it is just what I say/think/feel at any given time)
Different peeps forming an orderly queue to chat with me outside of the pub to ask my opinion - not sure what that's about (trust me, it's crazier in real life than it is on paper/screen)
Peeps telling me "Originally, we thought you were a cnut, but now we see you're a beautiful and wise person"
*closes the door*
Look, I'm busy trying to build a little nest of love, trying to have access to the two heart-throbs in my world, trying to be a better person. I couldn't give a rats arse if my opinion matters or not - I just try to emancipate myself *snorts coffee through his nose* - that rhymes with masturbate *falls off emu laughing* - stupid fucking bird*