domingo, enero 28, 2007

La Langue a Dit

For you people, that don't speak French or Spanish - "The tongue said" - todays Guest Blogger......ruminates on what she has been reading over the past week.

A friend of mine , wearing a brand new pair of kinky boots was going to a dinner party. Smartly dressed but with this edge of sexiness sufficient to draw interest of any available man in the vicinity.She enters the elevator with an elegant young man. Polite greetings. She then looks at the tip of her glorious boots waiting for the elevator to stop at destination. Suddenly, the man is on his knees licking her boots passionately. Before she can start screaming to escape the psychopath, the doors open and she is left with the visiting card handed to her with words : "I will pay to do it again". Horrified and in shock at the close escape she reads the card left by .... a lawyer !!

So Drama Queen (whose boyfriend prohibits her wearing her boots except in the bedroom) :

a) your boyfriend is afraid of becoming a lawyer OR
b) he is afraid of not being able to resist the temptation of licking boots in the outside world OR
c) he is afraid of you getting in elevators with said boots OR
d) all the above

Options :
a) leave sad boyfriend with boots and get a life
b) start a new and very profitable business
c) start a collection of kinky boots and take adavantage of any elevator available to pepper up of sexual life
(safest option one might think... up untill boyfriend suggests swapping outfits)


*Goth cuts the power* Fucking hell...and I thought I was weird - who would think that kinky boots could keep you awake all night?!!

hasta manana,
S

15 comentarios:

MKWM dijo...

I'm not surprised this kept you awake all night. C'est une histoire à dormir debout (et on devrait te couper la langue).

*slapping Goth Master's wrist*

Drama Queen dijo...

Goth, my kinky boots really have had an effect on you haven't they?

I actually had a friend who was offered 50 (in the middle of the street) to stand on some man while her friend took a photo. . .

Very strange. Boyfriend just falls into the dirty category, he’s not quite a perv. . .YET!!

Drama Queen dijo...

Anyway, I thought all guys were a bit partial to kinky boots in the bedroom?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Steady on tiger - I didn't write that - not me that was awake all night musing about it. Was far too pissed for that - hence why I muffed up on the comments thing on the other post. I just figured I'd let a female perspective invade my ramblings for a day (off).

Can't say that kinky boots do anything for me I'm afraid....but then again?!!

Drama Queen dijo...

Ahh I'm with you now. I thought maybe it was your own female alter ego invading the post. . .

If it was indeed a real proper girl then maybe I should be taking the advice a little more seriously.

Not that I wouldn’t had you wrote it. . .or then again. . .

Always be wary of men who don’t like football, beer and kinky boots.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Author was mi mariposa (unlike someone else who shall remain nameless, I don't need to invent a partner) *winks* not referring to you though Queenie

Drama Queen dijo...

You think that I make BF up?? I am confused? Anyway it was nice to meet mi mariposa, however, short. . .

SpanishGoth dijo...

Tut tut - I added that it was NOT you making up partners. The little fibber knows who they are .....

Drama Queen dijo...

It was hard to work out if my exception was sarcastic. . .mmm the mind wanders?

The only other one lurking here is MK, is this a ploy to provoke her into asking the man out - you did promise a plan??

If not I think you shout OUT the little fibber. . .

SpanishGoth dijo...

Not Minky either - getting closer though ;-)

Drama Queen dijo...

Are you refering to the lovely Tippler? Never!!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Getting really close now ;-)

Drama Queen dijo...

Auch - you tease.

Old Broad dijo...

That is sort of bizarrely sexy. HOWEVER, that being said, it is those freaky STRANGERS who want to SUCK YOUR TOES when you're wearing sandals that annoy me.
And yes, a complete stranger did ask me once if he could SUCK MY TOES.
I declined. In Tex-Mex (the language of Texas).

SpanishGoth dijo...

It's about as sexy as a poke up the bum. I don't condone any sort of sexual advances without prior agreement. That's why I had my business cards printed with "Fancy a Shag?" on.

DQ -> just waiting for Fibbler to cough to invisible friends ;-)