For you people, that don't speak French or Spanish - "The tongue said" - todays Guest Blogger......ruminates on what she has been reading over the past week.
A friend of mine , wearing a brand new pair of kinky boots was going to a dinner party. Smartly dressed but with this edge of sexiness sufficient to draw interest of any available man in the vicinity.She enters the elevator with an elegant young man. Polite greetings. She then looks at the tip of her glorious boots waiting for the elevator to stop at destination. Suddenly, the man is on his knees licking her boots passionately. Before she can start screaming to escape the psychopath, the doors open and she is left with the visiting card handed to her with words : "I will pay to do it again". Horrified and in shock at the close escape she reads the card left by .... a lawyer !!
So Drama Queen (whose boyfriend prohibits her wearing her boots except in the bedroom) :
a) your boyfriend is afraid of becoming a lawyer OR
b) he is afraid of not being able to resist the temptation of licking boots in the outside world OR
c) he is afraid of you getting in elevators with said boots OR
d) all the above
a) leave sad boyfriend with boots and get a life
b) start a new and very profitable business
c) start a collection of kinky boots and take adavantage of any elevator available to pepper up of sexual life
(safest option one might think... up untill boyfriend suggests swapping outfits)
*Goth cuts the power* Fucking hell...and I thought I was weird - who would think that kinky boots could keep you awake all night?!!