It's official, China is mad. Completely off their trolley. Ok - maybe not the whole country but certainly the ones with their sticky little fingers on the trigger. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse with the world's number 1 power being run by an extra from the Muppet Show - yes I'm referring to Bush the Tush - now those little yellow terrors are trying to prove that they are just as insane.
What brings me to say this? - Check out the news. "China confirms satellite downed". As if this in itself si not insane enough, after they hold their hands up and said "ok, we admit, we shot the fucker down" their logic borders on Bushism at it's finest. Yes, we admit we launched a medium range ballistic missile and killed the fuck out of a weather satellite - they follow that with the draw-jopping statement "we remain committed to the peaceful development of outer space".
What the fuck?
When did peace and missiles ever fit in the same sentence? Did they never show Star Wars in China. Probably not I suppose. Take it from me, the good guys win in the end but lots of people die and planets explode etc. If you stopped procreating so much and looked at it from a logical perspective you would get the idea that launching missiles is a really bad idea. Now I suppose Bush wants to launch one, which obviously will have to be a bigger one as he is from Texas, just to prove what an idiot he is.
Trust me George - you don't need to. Popular world opinion is that you are already the biggest wanker in the world.
Rant over. Back to stroking furry animals.
*very angry* Goth