martes, mayo 08, 2007

7 random Things About Me

tagged me for a "7 random Things About Me" meme - Goth (coz I think his answers will be excellent)

Not overly keen on the whole 'meme' thing but as it is Shaz who has asked and, as I am feeling magnaminous having received a lucid reply from one of those religious type believers.....here goes.

1).. I hate feet - in a non-specific sort of way. No particular reason, and nobodys specifically - I just think we'd all be better off floating. And as for people who have a fetish about feet - "Oi..... no!! get orf my planet".

2).. I love children - not just my own. There's something about children that makes me become very protective and I have to exercise huge amounts of control to not beat the living shit out of anyone I see being nasty to children, even just telling them off.

3).. I cry during movies - not just any movies, but ones you wouldn't think possible - stupid bloody films like Jerry Maguire, and not at the parts you would think....

4)..I can play Cello - I wanted to play saxophone or even the flute but, because I was too busy pissing about at the back of the class by the time I realised that the music teacher was actually saying something relevant I got stuck with the cello. What a fucking pain in the arse it was taking that monster on the school bus !!

5)..I have a 'photographic memory' - with numbers, but am totally shit with names. Which, was hugely annoying in my youth as I could remember 10 phone numbers of girls but not a single name (which obviously made for great conversations the next day...)

6)..I have a phobia about eyes - not in a general way, I just don't like seeing them touched. I could saw my own arm off, but if I see someone putting a contact lens in - splat, that'll be me on the floor then.

7)..I represented my country in Judo - boring I know, people rolling around in pyjamas. However, in my defence, I did then discover women and spent the rest of my life rolling around without pyjamas.

And thus spoke Goth. Now, as I have answered it is my duty (cackles in an evil way) to tag FIVE peeps. Therefore, I condemn the following 5 to reveal their "7 random Things About Me".........

Joliet jake - teach you not to make THAT curry you twat
Zoe - because her boyfriend is a twat
Kimmy - because she's lovely and anyone who says otherwise is going to get a ruddy good punch on the bottom
Mr X - as I am positive that WE will come up with one bizarre list
Cream - as his views make me curious about going back to the yUK just to eat in his restaurant

22 comentarios:

Shaz dijo...

I knew you'd do good with this one & thanks. PS I played the cello at school for the same reasons as you, but gave up quite quickly!

SpanishGoth dijo...

I still can play, and the violin too although mini-goth is far superior. But, I live more 'rock n roll' - so far, but he is only 13 ;-)

Cream dijo...

I cry when I watch sad films. Real wet tears!

Tippler dijo...

Bit of a film blubberer meself.

Sorry 'bout yesterday, mate. Fell asleep after a late lunch!

Too old to be up half the night sh*gging and still expect to get through the working day without a nap. :-(

bananas62 dijo...

Great list Gothman!!! I can picture you playing the cello for some reason! I played the flute for 6 years, and am much better at the flute than the piano! I can totally see you as the guy all the kids migrate to when you walk in a room! KOOOOOL!!!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Cream -> don't necessarily have to be sad films, just can get caught unaware by emotion

Tippler -> No worries - at least you have a reason for sleeping now ;-)

Bananas -> Not so sure about kids flocking to me but they do have a tendency to watch every move I make - must be the Gothic aura...

phoenix dijo...

yay someone else who hates feet!
I touch no ones feet but my own (which are well kept,clean and neatly polished) and if a guy even tried to touch my feet I'd try a judo move on him any day.

phoenix dijo...

oh and there was this guy at my last workplace who always used the computer before me (small place,1 computer) who didn't realise that his keystrikes and internet history were logged(dimwit) and turns out he was one sick puppy with a massive fetish about feet.(I nearly put massive foot fetish but that was obviously open to gothism's about size 14 feet etc)

SpanishGoth dijo...

I don't hate feet - I just don't like them, at all, in the world, ever.

As for keystrokes - hmmm, I got pulled aside years ago by the head of security as I had been downloading dubious porn material. "Yeah right" I said, knowing full well it was not I, "but we can prove it" said the head of nonsense.

"Here are the timestamps" - I studied them briefly and then replied "I'm good, but not that fucking good" - bemused look from head of idiots "Well," I patiently explained "At this exact time, I was busy fixing your fuck-ups on the network and you were in the server room at the time whilst I had to leave my puter unattended without a screensaver password, as per your security policy - now I'm good, but being in two places at the same time....not that fucking good"

"Oh yeah" said the network idiot and went off in search of the real culprit......

Gorilla Bananas dijo...

My feet are like hands. And that's all I'm saying.

Shaz dijo...

I had to ban Andy from school plays as his "hay fever" got so bad you couldn't hear the children speak for his "sniffling!!!"

Edvard Moonke dijo...

man, jerry maguire, how pathetic. I cried too, like a real sad case.

I used to be squeamish about contact lenses until I started wearing them. the eye never really gets touched, provided the fingernails aren't too long.

zoe dijo...

1 & 2 - right with you, mate.

I'll probably do this on Sunday if that's OK (everybody, did you hear me ? SUNDAY. I'll be waiting. For you all).

Feets are horrible.

So are kids, but I still luv'em ta bits.

kimmyk dijo...

I hate feet too!!!
I love children too!!!
I cry during movies too!!!

I can't play the cello though. Bummer.

Man I thought we were onto somethin' there.

I did mine...and thanks for tagging me.

Stacie dijo...

What a great read...I've skipped in from KimmyK's place a couple of times but never commented before today.
Stacie

SpanishGoth dijo...

GB -> But people hang on every word you say, so little is enough

Shaz -> I would say poor Andy but I'd be tempted to get a hay fever injection too

Edvard -> that's what makes it so weird, a silly Tom Cruise film....bah humbug

Zoe -> Probably? That's like carlsberg and their 'probably the best lager....' - get some wine down your neck and rant (it's actually harder than you think, this list)

Kimmy -> No worries my love and you're not missing much with the cello. I wanted to play saxophone like Zoot from the Muppets...

Stacie -> Welcome and don't worry about commenting - some days you'd have to be seriously mental to comment - but mental is ok in Goth World

Drama Queen dijo...

I got this. I still have to do it. . .

I HATE feet too. *yuck*

And guess what. . .we are STILL on for Thursday! As yet no excuses. . .

Mr. X dijo...

Interesting list!
We've just addd a photo to ours just to make people feel a bit queezy.

All part of the service...

SpanishGoth dijo...

DQ -> thought you were busy playing 'hide the sausage' - Thursday is still ok from our point of view...

Mr X -> Top work sirs - was only talking about you both tonight with Zed - 'we' completely drank too much and missed respective Metros - ROCK

Mr. X dijo...

Ooh, discussed by the Brussels bloggers...an honour, sir, an honour!
There's only one of us BTW, we just like the third person, unless you count TLL who doesn't know about our blog.
Or we hope not, anyway :)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Discussed in the most reverent terms obviously - and she doesn't know.....fuck - remind me to duck when that gets out

funny sparky dijo...

Feet are disgusting, no matter who's they are!