tagged me for a "7 random Things About Me" meme - Goth (coz I think his answers will be excellent)
Not overly keen on the whole 'meme' thing but as it is Shaz who has asked and, as I am feeling magnaminous having received a lucid reply from one of those religious type believers.....here goes.
1).. I hate feet - in a non-specific sort of way. No particular reason, and nobodys specifically - I just think we'd all be better off floating. And as for people who have a fetish about feet - "Oi..... no!! get orf my planet".
2).. I love children - not just my own. There's something about children that makes me become very protective and I have to exercise huge amounts of control to not beat the living shit out of anyone I see being nasty to children, even just telling them off.
3).. I cry during movies - not just any movies, but ones you wouldn't think possible - stupid bloody films like Jerry Maguire, and not at the parts you would think....
4)..I can play Cello - I wanted to play saxophone or even the flute but, because I was too busy pissing about at the back of the class by the time I realised that the music teacher was actually saying something relevant I got stuck with the cello. What a fucking pain in the arse it was taking that monster on the school bus !!
5)..I have a 'photographic memory' - with numbers, but am totally shit with names. Which, was hugely annoying in my youth as I could remember 10 phone numbers of girls but not a single name (which obviously made for great conversations the next day...)
6)..I have a phobia about eyes - not in a general way, I just don't like seeing them touched. I could saw my own arm off, but if I see someone putting a contact lens in - splat, that'll be me on the floor then.
7)..I represented my country in Judo - boring I know, people rolling around in pyjamas. However, in my defence, I did then discover women and spent the rest of my life rolling around without pyjamas.
And thus spoke Goth. Now, as I have answered it is my duty (cackles in an evil way) to tag FIVE peeps. Therefore, I condemn the following 5 to reveal their "7 random Things About Me".........
Joliet jake - teach you not to make THAT curry you twat
Zoe - because her boyfriend is a twat
Kimmy - because she's lovely and anyone who says otherwise is going to get a ruddy good punch on the bottom
Mr X - as I am positive that WE will come up with one bizarre list
Cream - as his views make me curious about going back to the yUK just to eat in his restaurant