miércoles, mayo 23, 2007

Every Position Thinkable

No matter what position I try in bed at the moment, it's just not working - I can't do it. This is very unusual for me and not something I like at all.

This from a person, who not so long ago, could do it anywhere - and did. In bed, on the sofa, in the bath, on the beach, on a train - bloody hell, you name it and I probably did it there. I wasn't embarrased. Why should I be? My body, I'll do what I bloody well like with it.

But, it's coming to the crunch (and I don't like crunchy things) I may have to go to the doctor and get some of those little pills. This is going to be such a twatty day. Me, the supposed Goth of Rock having to go and beg for pills from a doctor because I can't do it. It's just not bloody rock n roll.

Then he'll probably tell me to eat healthily. Yeah right, that's going to happen. This for a person that if he receives a plate with some side salad on it, says to the waiter "Well you can take that green shit off there to start with".

I don't think I have a choice though, I want to do it, I NEED to do it.

Buggery bollocks with tassles on

No choice though, I'll have to go to the doctor with my head bowed and mutter that I'm not capable of it anymore.

The really sad thing is I know the reason. It's not some phsiological problem, it's purely mental.....

I'm just not used to sleeping alone. She's not here, and I can't do it - get to sleep that is.

17 comentarios:

zoe dijo...

aw, bless. i can do it absolutely everywhere too - even when the Twat's away.

well, not always. the girls like to invade my bed and sleep with me - good job it's a king size bed.

Tippler dijo...

*Cough*

Elaine dijo...

Try melatonin first in a very low dose. Not sure how things work in Belgium but here its in the health food stores. And have you tried meditation? Or :-0 yikes religion? or at least faith? I haven't read all your posts so may be out of line here ...

Elaine dijo...

oh, er, I've read more now and see the reason. have you tried a really big pillow?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Zoe -> I can if I get rat arsed on whisky

Tippler -> cough?

Elaine -> it's a bit of an exageration - I do get to sleep eventually...

Mr. X dijo...

You great softie!

Stacie dijo...

Awww...that's so sweet!

A trick I learned from spending months and months on end away from my husband...I sleep on his side of the bed..makes me feel closer to him, and I sleep a bit better. Not much mind you..I only get a couple of hours a night, but it's a couple hours more than i was getting!
Good luck.
Stacie

Drama Queen dijo...

Put pillows on her side. That what I have done in Boyfriend's 2 month absence (back Friday yeah).

And BF just admitted last night that before he falls asleep he says 'night night Blondie' as if I there. Good job that he just talks to me as if I was there and doesn't try to hump the sheets or anything.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Mr X -> We are at one with our...softer side ;-)

Stacie -> tried that, didn't really work - tried starfishing across the bed too

DQ -> Friday, Bruxelles will resound to the sound of....

(Already do the pillow thing)

bananas62 dijo...

My poor Goth... you just miss your precious lady! Once she gets back all will be right in the goth-world again...I love that you love her so much! Not everyone is capable of this emotion.

Cat dijo...

Might I suggest a good glass of wine prior to retiring?

mutleythedog dijo...

Peter Hitchens has some interesting prostitutes for hire on his blog - just thought I would mention it. No offence?

Honey dijo...

you are cute.

Mariposa is understandably difficult to live without, makes you appreciate the time with all the more. Hope she's not away long.

kimmyk dijo...

Awww SG....maybe you need to get a dog or a stuffed animal. Or worse-a blow up doll.

Gak.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Bananas -> Yes I do miss her and yes, I love her more than...

Cat -> tried the bottle, got to the bottom of every one, the answer was never there

Mutley -> I'm confused, I thought this was another Internet Billionaire scheme

Honey -> She'll be back, that's the benefit of nailing her knicker elastic to the wall

Kimmy -> No, don't need blow-up sheep or anything, just to earn more money that if she needs to go away, we can afford to travel together, in first class, with lobsters and stuff

The Aunt dijo...

Pillows. And Terry Pratchett.

I occasionally sleep with other men, but Terry Pratchett is a permanent bedfellow. No other man has ever managed to help me fall asleep laughing every night.

Well, there was that gentleman with the unfortunate condition...

SpanishGoth dijo...

...of being good in bed??