viernes, mayo 18, 2007

Good Fucking Friday

This is my blog. If you don't like it - fuck off. I don't care. Staple yourself to the nearest passing train.

A few of the juicier comments I have received...

- "You have a choice" don't like it? well DUH, learn to use a computer shithead.

- "I don't agree with what you say?" Fine, that's what the fucking comment bit is for, not moderated and none of that pissing about having to enter silly letters in a strange order. I may read them, I may not but I sure as fuck will not delete any of them.

- "The content's a bit controversial though?" Kiss my Gothic ass. What appears is what's in my head, don't like it, fine don't like me. I didn't want to be your friend in the first place.

- "Why pick on the church?" because I want to and because I can. One person has stood up to me in this area and gained my respect - you know who you are.

- "There's no tits or gaping...." I didn't put the weird searches into google you freak and whilst we are on topic, it's spelt LESBIAN.

- "Are you the anit-christ?" yeah, I just got bored of my day job and fucked off to make a cup of tea and recite poetry.

- "Where are the pictures?" right where you left them fuckwit. I didn't search on 'penguins diving into Gothic twats', you did. Go fucking find them yourself.

For those of you loyal readers, big Gothic hugs. Lurkers (those who view without commenting) you are still most welcome. It's not a requirement to comment at all, I ask only one thing (and it's not a fucking link either)....

One thing - Be Excellent to Each Other

Bon weekend - oh and I will add that today's weirdest search on google to wash up on the shore of Goth World is...

big tounges in big twats

ha ha - fucking freak, bet you were well disappointed when there were no pictures to masturbate over

*walks off to crack open another bottle of Jack Daniels*

28 comentarios:

Shaz dijo...

A spade is a spade & that's how you tell it. Just wished more were as honest as you. I'm a "Goth-Addict" awaiting my therapy! Big Hugs right back at ya x x

Peach dijo...

Ahhhhhhhhhh you're my new hero!

The Aunt dijo...

Somewhat hung over, are we?

Tippler dijo...

Flibber. Flobber. Flubber.

Gloop.

Pass the paracetamol, please

phoenix dijo...

I'm dying to see what strange searches are going to come up with my blog concerning chickens,and i will have no hesitation in outing the perverts.
We're loyal because we love the honesty,the humour and the topics of conversation (who else has rewritten the bible and argued with the clergy in quite such an entertaining way).If we don't agree on certain things,fine but everyone has a right to their own opinions and if comments boxes were full of yes men what a boring place this would be.x

Tippler dijo...

Yes, Phoenix, I agree.


Er, hang on...

phoenix dijo...

Yes Tippler

SpanishGoth dijo...

Holy Shit Goth Cadets

*stands somewhat abashed*

No I am not hungover - still pissed thankyou *mutters - fucking amateur*

My blog and I'll do what I bloody well please ;-)

Seriously though, ladies I thank you ...

Tippler -> your round ! First one in the ditch is a cissy

Drama Queen dijo...

Damn you caught me!!!

I thought I was a cunning stalker. Seems the blonde wig did not have you fooled. . .

SpanishGoth dijo...

DOH and there was me thinking you have a stunning c... youger readers please turn over now

zoe dijo...

agree. i've deleted about 4 or 5 comments in the 4+ years of blogging - only because they were abusive towards another commenter. if you want to fight go elsewhere is my motto. leave my blog alone.

where's that fucking manuscript.

Cream dijo...

Penguins?
Won't they melt?

Mr Farty dijo...

I just looked at my most recent stats - "Emily Symons flashing pussy shots". Nae joy, ya durty bass.

Enjoy le weekend.

funny sparky dijo...

Ahh, a great bit of straight talking!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Zoe -> right where you left it honey bunny

Cream -> Un-Nun-tentional

Mr F -> Ditto sir - told you the fuckers had t'internet in Canada

Sparky -> Welcome and thankyou

Brom dijo...

You have a way with words!

I like it.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Yo Brom dude - I have pictures, you have pictures - can we share in a lesbian type way ;-)

Princess of the Universe dijo...

Party On Dude!

dip-dop-crabtree dijo...

Your way of expressing you I adore! It is frank, right the same language as I employment with the naturalness, and I emmerde the contradictors!
I am still late! Normal I am handicapped!
How that does not prevent you from laughing at it!!
Good! I wish you a very good weekend

bananas62 dijo...

Gothman... Damn, You know it, there are haters out there, not happy unless they're busting someone's ass about something...bastards! figure they're on you right now, therefore giving someone else a break... I like what you have to say... because you don't give a crap what the masses say...and I see things in a different light.. it's nice to see the other side of things sometimes! As for the JD...I'm there with ya!

dip-dop-crabtree dijo...

I forgot! very sterilized without taste without savour, all in all “pasteurized” that the air pumps me!!
Always continue like that! Remain true, remains goth!

You will notice that me even I am rather Zen, one can insane if I release myself, but I want for the moment not to make of competition, as long as nobody semi growth;
Then all in poetry; In a universe where the direction loses its precise direction,
The inconsistency is a Master of our hearts.

kimmyk dijo...

Those fuckwits can go fuck themselves. Who do they think they are? Wankers.

(isn't that what you call 'em? wankers?)

Anyways, you keep on doin' what you're doing. I think you're hilarious!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Princess -> Indeed - and I will be the one to 'thunder' death

Dip-Dop -> in Goth World there is no late, you are always welcome mon amie

Bananas -> hate them back - I do. *pours a glass of JD and toasts*

Kimmy -> Love you babe - was showing Mariposa what you wrote and red wine flew out of her nose - class.....

James dijo...

Uncensored honesty - can't beat it. Have a great weekend Gothmeister.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Thankyou El Romantico. Not so great as mi Mariposa is off to Morocco on Sunday for a week but, scheiss passiert.

Enjoy your weekend too and try not to cycle into any trees ;-)

supergirlest dijo...

"are you the anitchrist?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! though, it would be quite rockin' if you were....

SpanishGoth dijo...

Far too nice for that honey. Antichrist my arse, although I did once.....

*legs it before the god-squad turn up with speasr of destiny*

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