martes, mayo 29, 2007

Stupid (Polish) Buggers

No, not the shiny-type brigade, just the irrelevant muppets who cause me untold aggravation. So, in Poland, they have outlawed Tinky-Winky from the Teletubbies for being gay. Now, I don't have an issue with being gay - whatever shakes your tree, but don't be doing it in my neck of the woods.

However, the point is, they allow Sir Elton of Johnnies to play there, who's is obvoiusly camper than a tent on acid, but not some children's TV character with no genitalia. Go figure !! No wonder they have such cheap flights there - (probably expensive as fuck to get back out though).

Indians hate gays. Well hoo-fucking-ray, or rayess. I hate India - right back at you, you retard nation. Call center of the world now, as tons or tonnesses of companies have outsourced their phone rip-offs there. What difference does it make? (as Morrissey once sang, although he was poncing about with a daffodil hanging out of his arse).

Let me put this straight up, or down, or sideways even. If you don't have a gay friend, go out and get one now. They are far more intelligent than the wankers who parade up and down the high street trying to prove their masculinity by beating the shit out of anything that moves.

Gay candidates fight for..... oh for fucks sake, who cares? This is the real world, these are real people who are concerned about something other than themselves. Listen to what they have to say, not who they are sleeping with.

NEWSFLASH - I AM A LESBIAN

Well, I think I am. I love women, well one mainly, but I can play tennis. (oooo and I have long hair). Hooray, and I have bollocks so I'm not a Teletubby.

Fuck off Poland - you're shit.....

(got bored of offending the Chinese)

19 comentarios:

phoenix dijo...

You go girl heehee. Gay,straight who gives a toss,all people just the same and good luck to them.And they do a much better wedding bash too (my cousin married her army girlfriend and my lesbian builders who refurbed my house got wed after 15 years of harmonious coupledom and not a vol au vent in sight!)

zoe dijo...

i bet you eat quiche, too - eh goth ?

Drama Queen dijo...

But you're all cute and cuddly just like a tubby!!

Trust me world I know ;-)

Princess of the Universe dijo...

Is Tinky Winky the one with the purse?
I kind of enjoy the Teletubbies- I would like to sit around all day playing with a vacuum and eating toast...

SpanishGoth dijo...

Phoenix -> but I like vol au vent

Zoe -> might do, but not that pissy green stuff that comes with it (salad I think it's called)

DQ -> You're still high from a long weekend of sex

Princess -> but you have to clear up the Tubby custard.....

zoe dijo...

"tubby custard" ....

oh yuck.

Princess of the Universe dijo...

Tubby Custard! Tubby Custard!

BIG Hug!

SpanishGoth dijo...

If you ladies are not careful, I will tell you the story of the GothyTubbies.....

Lynx dijo...

Why don't they have a problem with Dipsy, who is obviously knocking back a bottle of wodka a day? Is it because it's Polish wodka?

Also, the idea of a Gothic tellytubby is brilliant.

kimmyk dijo...

You are so not a lesbian. But you can play one on the internet if you wish.

That totally had me snorting when I read it. This whole post had me cracking up really. I have gay friends. None are from India though. And you're right-everytime I call my cell phone company I get someone from over there who lies to me and tells me they're in Arizona. Yeah right buddy.

You made me laugh and I was tired today-thank you!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Brom -> you fucking amateur, Dipsy has the cheap stuff, Laa Laa has the best

Kimmy -> Am a lesbian - love going down on amy woman, hate my figure, love chocolate - fuck off, it's a time of the month thing....

*big, sloppy, Gothic Lesbian kisses*

kimmyk dijo...

stopp it. *blushes*

you got chocci? what kinna chocci you got? i should send you chocolate so you can taste our chocci here. you want some?

Rebecca dijo...

I love long hair on a beautiful gothic babe. Reow!!!

Calamity Jane dijo...

My husband reckons he's a lesbian too.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Kimmy -> am in Belgique, chocci capital of europe

Rebecca -> I'm not a babe, although I have been mistaken for one from behind (my bums too cute you see)

CJ -> Hooray, I might host a lesbian convention

Ariel dijo...

I have a thing for long hair on blokes... irresistible! And if said long-haired bloke has a cute bum to match, well, rrrrrrr... You're such a tease!

Honey dijo...

Congratulations on getting into Big Blogger 2007. Yeah it will be fun!

JolietJake dijo...

not all Indians hate gays, certainly not the gay ones (there's one on The Apprentice, the Alan Sugar show)

You probly should'nt believe everything you read, and none of what you see. Think it was Marvin Gaye who said or sang something like that.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Ariel -> guilty as charged, long hair and cute bum (and before some fucker gets clever and asks, because ALL the girls tell me my arse is cute)

Honey -> It will be fun to get out

JJ -> nice crowbar of Marvin into that - what next? Are you auditioning for the MACC Lads?