Whilst some might regard the following as cynical, they are the ones blinded by the light. If you fall into any of the categories, tough shit - welcome to life, it's brutal and it hurts but, every so often burns a ray of hope so bright that one cannot fail to follow it. The light at the end of the tunnel, it bewitches, it entrances and you follow....only to find out it was some fucker pissing about with a torch (or is it?).
Marriage - A meeting of minds, love and sacrement until the minds diverge, then all hell breaks loose.
Estate Agents - Born liars trained to improve on their natural skills. There was a reason that Dracula got pissed off and went on a killing spree - fleeced on the purchase of property.
Lawyers - Natural vampires - don't need fairy tales for these, devoid of hearts to start with.
Money - The source of so much evil it beggars belief. Share the wealth and save a life.
And now, the positive ;-)
Friends - The very few people you can count on when life goes tits-up faster than a whore in a brothel.
Love - A disease you can catch in an instant and never lose, regardless of how fast you run - don't bother, stay and enjoy.
Sex - Something you can enjoy on your own but together, with a loving partner, a trip of fantasy stimulating every sense..all 6 of them.
Pleasure - Can be anything that makes your heart sing, hard to find, easy to lose.
Thus spoke Goth.