What a fucking stupid idea but apparently, I got nominated by Calamity Jane for the Thinking Blogger Award. No wonder she took the name Calamity, it explains a lot - it's plain silly, I mean who the fuck expects me to think?
Except I do and so I looked it up (the Finky Bugger thing) and it was created on February 11th - now, unless I hit my head really fucking hard, it's not February anymore. In fact, it's not even fucking close.
Anyway, people don't visit Goth World for thoughtful insights, they come for a brand of lunacy which people normally have to take drugs to attain. I don't think, generally - it makes my head hurt....or was that falling off my 'Goth Bike'??
Anyway, the quote was :-
"Goth - No-one could accuse our lad of posting any old tat on his blog. It's definitely a blog for thinkers, why I often sit and think, 'Goth, what the hell are you smoking?' :-)"
Which actually makes an awful lot of sense really - except, it wasn't me smoking the shit.
However, as I fell off my Goth Bike and hit my head, I am going to follow the rules of Thinking Bollocks - apart from the one about putting silly stickers on your blog. I like the one about passing this shite onto 5 other people/weirdos though and thus, I nominate the following, for the Thinking Goth Award, which will expire in about 2 days or when I get bored shitless of the concept.
- Nominate 5 sites that only make sense after several drinks or spliffs
- Do NOT send me links to them, I don't care
- Feel free to nominate yourself as many times as you want
- If you nominate yourself less than zero, you are shit at maths
- You have explain why you ended up there, or even read it
- There will be no voting or any of that meaningless crap
- You have to explain why you are Gothimating the site
My Thinking Spot - because she makes me cry with her honesty and I cannot pollute her comments with my inane bullshit
Boob Pencil - anyone collecting pencils under her tits must have something really interesting to do.... or not
Mr Farty - anyone that delights in the ignition of their own emissions is always handy in a dark tunnel
This Old Broad - anyone that old who still wants to be a groupie must be SO good in bed
Princess Diaries - anyone that cute who is not getting sex on a regular basis must be, well, missing something
So, in conclusion, you can take no notice of this shit at all. Pass it on if you want to but don't blame me (and do not bloody link back to me either, I'm busy catching spiders)
*lights a cigarette and promptly falls off his bike*