No, not antics on the toilet. More to do with what happens when I check who is linking to, or visiting Goth World.
1) I have never prostituted or put adverts on my site
2) There are no pictures of naked monkeys shagging nuns anywhere here
3) I have never asked for a link from anyone elses site
4) China, fuck off, you're shit - and Korea, North Korea and South Korea
So, checking to see which freaks, sorry, lovely weirdos, are linking to Goth World (thanks to that Technorati doofer) I find out that:-
I have been entered for Post of the Week - I don't even know what this shit is. Post of whose week?
(This is exactly how I ended up in that dumb-arse Big Blogger House.)
I got awarded a Thinking Blog Award which is complete bullshit, hence why I had to create the Thinking Goth Award, of which I'm particulary proud. I really like the entry from Princess from ... who wants to have sex (with me) - ROCK.
Don't fucking care that she didn't read the rules properly, anyone offering free sex gets to pass GO and collect $200 (except they don't get the money otherwise it wouldn't be free - see).
When I took the piss out of Jazz, on account of it being shit, I made the headlines of This is Jazz - laughed? I had to sellotape my guts in - NICE.
Made a University Degree Course subject. Yup, go figure. According to the University of Lincoln , this is a fine example of blogging.... bollocks. It's just me tripping.
Critique My Blog - why? I never asked you to but thanks anyway.
And thus, onto the latest fucking freaks to land in Goth World coutesy of Google (you really need to check your algorithms you work shy fops):-
(This is where the real freaks land from.....)
People searching for:-
The last link might freak you out a little, as it was entered in Chinese - pervy little twats. See, Goth knows Chinese (well, he can read the bloody menu).
Anyhow, the point is -
THERE ARE NO PICTURES ON THIS FUCKING SITE
I know I should put the disclaimer at the top, but just think how many innocent people I have saved from these freaks by distracting them long enough that they get bored.
Hooray for Goth World -
Saviour of women, children and small furry animals.