This has to be the funniest thing I have seen/experienced for years.
I had been dozing on the couch after the exertions of the last few days. Suddenly, something on the TV I'd forgotten to turn off, woke me up. It was like watching an episode of Spliffy Street.
Angel, the one from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who now has his own show, got 'puppetised'. He got attacked by the evil one and turned into a puppet - at which point I woke up ('ish). Woke up is not really the right expression, I sort of didn't enter reality at all - was still in vampire/puppet world. I was coming round from dreams about women doing.....
Yikes, I was transfixed by the 'Blade' version of the 'Muppet Show'. I know this probably makes no sense, it makes even less to me - and I was there - I think. I'm writing this now so you can get a sort-of-sense of it as I experienced it....
So Angel (now looking like Bert from Sesame Street) had to battle against the evil demon that looked like Ernie (from Sesame Street).
Funnily enough, Bert won. But in the meantime, I was too still waking up to care. You can't do a show about vampire slayers using puppets can you? Apparently so.
People smoke drugs to get this sort of shite happening.
Hee hee, in my world it just kind of materialses - 'size of a chaffinch - shazam'. I will be needing small nuts about now.
Was thinking about my return North and stuff whilst I fell asleep. Scheiss passiert.
a luego,
S
oh Big Book of Madness tip -> "Shout "Help, Help" at some bears, take a pointless exam but, midway through, stand up and declare "I'm an orange, oranges don't do exams" before storming out"
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Wenn ein Scheiss passiert, fragt niemand warum, du bist einfach immer schuld.
I saw that episode too, I think. . .its all a bit blurry!
MK -> no talk about botty stuff on my blog please - that's T-Meister territory.
DQ -> Blurry? I thought I was 'tripping' and I don't even do drugs.
I once saw a Buffy episode where all of a sudden she had a little sister. . .I mean after four seasons or something they bring in this little sister and EVERYONE knows who see is but the viewers. . .it all became clear a few episodes down the line but I spent a good month or so thinking WTF!!!!
Twisting my melon. . .
So I had to google translate mkwm's comment to see what the fuss was about, I got this. . .
"If a crap happens, no one asks are why, you simply always guilt."
Illuminating.
Let me illuminate a little further. When I first went to Munich, I knew no German language at all. Doesn't really matter as all I do is computer stuff anyway. However, I decided to learn German and the night porter wanted to learn English. Thus we struck a deal 'quid quo pro' thing - and his first question was about what I wanted to say in German. My answer, obvious to me at 2am after many beers was 'What's German for shit happens?' - hence the phrase, scheiss passiert. My first two German words - hooray. Better than learning about the monkey in the tree thing
that enlightens me. . .!
And it ain't my Boyfriend who's the fiend - he wants me to keep blogging to stop ranting it him, its his friend and his friend is in fact a she. . .maybe its jealousy!! haha something to write tomorrow. .
p.s Buffy's sister is about 12!
Such stuff, me? Now look who's talking!
DQ, raw machine translation is not at all reliable.
Sorry if I upset you Mink and yes, I agree that translation thingies are way from perfect.
Fur mich es logistic aber gewesen. Es ist drei Jahre gearbeiten in Munchen.
Still like to wake up next to Buffy or her sister and......
And?? Bring her breakfast, perhaps?
oh, if you're going to be fruity - no, I wouldn't bring her breakfast - I would be it (lashings of jam, nutella etc)
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