And so another interesting day in Gothsville draws to a close. Went shopping - always a nail through the heart of sanity. When I'm master of the universe I will ban shopping. Doesn't seem much point now that we have the internet - well, apart from the googling shop assistants bit. Anyway, I hate spending money now - had the "Becks" knocked out of me (desire to buy things for no apparent reason). Tomorrow is another day I fail to win the Euro Millions jackpot. What would I do with 131 million euros anyway - especially after I have banned shopping anyway? I suppose I could create a big pile of money and climb up and down it - or get a monkey like Michael Jackson or buy an airplane like Richard Branson.
A quick introduction to Wales (Cymru) for those who don't know or care.
It's a small country on the left of England (according to the atlas). Lots of sheep and stuff.
Good things from Wales:-
- Manic Street Preachers
- Howard Marks (purveyor of grass - and not for lawns)
- Super Furry Animals
- Ryan Giggs
- Richard Burton
Bad things from Wales:-
- Charlotte (the harlot) Church
- Aled (balls chopped) Jones and his chuffing snowman
- Catherine Zeta Jones
- Holiday homes on fire
- Vinnie Jones (but he cheated as usual)
- The Rugby team
- The Football team
Middle things from Wales:-
- Tom Jones
- Shirley Bassey
- Michael Owen (because he played for England and LiverFool)