Don't you just love them?! The adrenaline rush of no work followed by the perfect hangover cure - a Sunday. This Saturday however, I have to go to the airport. Looking on the bright side - less traffic. Looking on the dark side - I could be sat in a bar getting inebriated while watching football.
Was having a nice conversation with my friend in Paris until baby needed feeding. My imagination got the better of me. You have two arms, one of which the baby is in, the second of which is attached to the phone. How do you undo blouse and get "foodsville" out unless you have three arms - aaaarrgghh - too much information already. I told her to hang up the phone and call me back.
I've seen (and tried) this breast feeding thing. What idiot came up with the slogan 'Breast is best'? Well DUH. I like Jack Daniels but given a choice between a bottle or a pair of 40 DD's in your face - which queue are you going to join? I know which one I'll be in - the long mother fooker!!
I also got the first opportunity to speak with her bloke - other half of the baby equation. Now I have to call back the Attack Badgers - he seems perfectly ok and maybe halfway as mental as me. Did promise to go to Paris at earliest opportunity - logistics permitting. At least I don't have to speak French as the place will be full of Japanese tourists.
Still not sure about tomorrow - have to go shopping and everything first. Bum.
Decided against having my hair cut - it's a Samson thing. Didn't want to look like Bon Jovi anyway - except that bit where he looks at his bank balance...that would have been nice.
a luego,
S
4 comentarios:
Who wouldn't love week-ends and holidays, long ones preferably...
40 DD's? I don't need any explanation whatsoever on my double D but what does the 40 stand for? Inches again?
In the first place, did anyone else but you decide in favour of having your hair cut?
Hee hee - double D...oh where to begin. 32 etc is the back size - ie inches from one cup to the other. The C or in this case DD is the cup size.
The haircut thing - as I have to go to the UK for my sons's birthday I need to call in a few favours. She wants me to have a haircut before I go. Meanwhile, back in the real world....
Master, maybe you should just wear a wig for a couple of days?
I told you any explanations about cup size are not necessary (34/36).
Not wearing wig - not getting hair cut - not growing breasts. Like my hair just the way it is - long and fuzzy and great between a womans legs - eek too much information...
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