In case any of you are wondering, I had a sleepless, lonely night again. So if you are curious why the appearance of the page keeps changing - it's me "frigging" with it. Content will not change, suicide is painless (I think that was the M*A*S*H theme tune - well, it was close) but the data will NOT go walkabout.
Dearest Mama asked me what I wanted for Christmas and so I replied an i-pod. Can't justify buying one myself but it has to be better than matching tie, socks and cufflinks?! So then, she goes to some financial doofer and gets given a free MP3 player. Bum! Now I have to have a total rethink on what she can go shopping for - Satan Claus will be busy. And no, a blow-up sheep is not on the list.
At least it's not raining again. I didn't move to Spain for the rain - could have stayed in the YUK or Bruxelles for that. As I'm talking about switching countries - here's an interesting opinion (rather than a fact). Brought up in Wales I had to be bi-lingual (but that didn't include "foreign" languages like French.) Now I have figured out the key to languages - no more will I go to a foreign country and end up with monkey brains or antelope bollox on a plate and be too polite to complain.
You want to know the key? ha ha send 5 euros to MSF and then ask me (Medecins Sans Frontieres) - http://www.msf.org/
hasta luego,
S
8 comentarios:
What IS the French for Antelope Bollocks, anyway?
Ballons d'antelop?
Testicules del Antelopes is the Italian, I think. Just in case your ever in Venice, like.
Yeah, like I've got nothing better to do. Antelope bollox = "Southend" I think?!
I think you need to find a picture, Gothers dear chap.
My breath is well and truly bated.
okily dokily T-Meister - I'm on it (like stains on a mattress)
So it's done....this might really work this time me lad and then we can have a nice cup of tea :-))
Cufflinks? Nah... Satan Claus is more likely to bring you leather handcuffs.
Isn't music THE international language? Or is it MSF computer language perhaps, eh Master?
Nice picture...(giggles) International visual communication, very effective!
The only thing Satan Claus could bring me, other than penicillin, would be a new acoustic guitar. Got a slightly twisted neck on mine (tx mama outlaw) and so it's not possible to tune it correctly.
And for you, a cover of the Depeche Mode classic 'Master & Servant'?? ;-)
I repeat a previous comment you obviously haven't paid attention to:
Master S, I forgot to mention that signing any BDSM contract is ruled out...
I have an unfulfilled dream since the age of 12. So for me, it would be a classical guitar.
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