miércoles, noviembre 22, 2006

Snivelling Bob

Living in Spain is great - warm weather, cheap vino and cigarettes but as soon as the temperature drops - eek, not prepared and I turn into Snivelling Bob and his Box of Tissues. I dread to think how I would feel if I had to move back North again. Might takes weeks to get used to the cold and that wet stuff that falls from the sky (rain I think it's called).

Of course, it doesn't help that my 'ex' gave away most of my wardrobe, well the clothes within it - mainly the warm stuff. I suppose I could go shopping - gaargh.

So to the Little Book of Calm -> "Breathe less - a deeply relaxed person breathes only 5-8 times a minute. By slowing your breathing down to that rate, you will quickly relax".......well, duh. That's called sleeping. Slow down more = coma (and thus no TV) - even less breathing = death, totally at peace. Guess the book's not really working just yet.

I should write my own book, The Big Book of Madness -> "Buy a monkey, live in a tree, take LSD and assume you can fly" Phew - calmer already ;-)

a luego,

10 comentarios:

MKWM dijo...

It's not that cold anymore up North and it doesn't rain as much as it used to, here in Belgium(global warming). No doubt living in Spain is great though, definitely warmer and nicer.

But Master, what do you need the monkey for?

SpanishGoth dijo...

"Monkey see, monkey do ooo eee oo way ooo" (Nirvana). And as someone was commenting about taking 6 years to learn francais, the phrase 'le singe est dans l'arbre' popped into my mind - most useful phrase I learned after 'le chat est sur le tapis' negating the 'soixante neuf' thing that would make the T meister start posting weird things again ;-)

Tippler dijo...

MKWM. I have known the Goth some time and he would need a particularly naughty monkey.

This would give him an excuse to spank it.



MKWM dijo...

Repeatedly... Repeatedly?!

"Le troupeau est dans le pré" just popped into my mind. A bunch of cows should satisfy a Spanish bull.

SpanishGoth dijo...

oy 'tits for brains' - stop supposing what I will or will not do.

Will not spank monkeys for falling out of trees. Two arms, one banana aaaaaaaaaa that's just plain stupid. They're not in my family tree anyway

MKWM dijo...

Neither are bulls or spiders, hopefully.

SpanishGoth dijo...

You can all chuff off - I'm not coming, monkeys or 'owt.

Oh bollox - have that rent thing to pay. Will be entertaining in a jovial fashion with monkeys, spiders and chipminuks

MKWM dijo...

Chipminuks? New species or what?

Tippler dijo...

I wsh I did have 'tits for brains'.

I'd stay in quite a lot.

With a very naughty monkey, natch.

SpanishGoth dijo...

OK *makes mental note* buy Tippler a monkey with large breasts so that he doesn't have to go to the pub so often. Give her/it a special name like 'Wanky'.