As I sit here, enjoying a cerveca in the blazing sun having been welcomed from afar by friendly barman, H, I am at peace. Apparently, last week I had walked past his new main place of employment and he shouted out "Master - here - free beer". I didn't hear him but manana we have agreed that I will visit and the free beer thing is still on - result!
So, as it says in the song "Boobs are all around me, and so my thingy grows!". Must find a way to get rid of this feeling of joy - very un-Goth like. Just stab myself with a pencil or something. Bloody hell.....look at the size of those...
Off topic question - do all women from Eastern countries dye their hair red - was there a big sale I missed? or is it merely a ploy to get through customs?
Anyhow, my shopping list for Satan Claus has increased somewhat.
- Breasts for the T-Meister - he can play away without breaking hearts or wind
- Her own bed for the Mink - with both sides working..in a harmony way
- New boy-fiend with empathy for DQ
- Joy and happiness for mi mariposa
- New clothes for me - not in black (don't tell the 'ex' as she will send a thunderball of hate and make them turn to dust)
Little Book of Calm -> "A glass of chilled water will calm you more than most other liquids. A cup of warm water will calm you even more" -yeah, right, but a bottle of Jack Daniels takes you all the way ;-)
Big Book of Madness (BBoM) ->"Speak in foreign tongues - any language will doodle-do, run into a field and lick a cow - gently fondle a trombone"
a luego,
decidedly satisfied S
ps Oh for chuffs sake - I just logged onto t'internet to post this and one of the stories is "Rugby - Blind World Cup kicks off in Argentina" - how the chuff does that work?
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Thank you so much, Master :-)
I already got my own as from tonight, which will be fixed by next week. Santa will just have to bring me harmony.
Monkey says, monkey do... hee hee
Could get rather used to this being called Master thing though.
Might get to be like Goth and invent things like Fjords, or pineapples or - coo, you could run amock with power like that.
That's exactly what I thought..
Give a man an inch and he thinks he is a ruler... why not a creator?
What are you doing slurring my Boyfriends name? He DOES have empathy for me, its just his bloddy friends. . .
What is a bloddy friend? Is it like Mr Blobby but just female?
I didn't mean to be presumptious about your partner and if it seems that way, I apologise *crawls back into the corner*
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